Commerce City’s Deafening Silence on Fat White Girls
Two councilmembers stand by their colleague. One candidate remains mercifully sane.
An Inquiry Gone Unanswered
In the interest of public clarity, The Snoot reached out this week to Commerce City Councilmembers Susan Noble and Renée Chacon (currently seeking re-election) regarding a recent Facebook post by Adams 14 School Board Director and City Council candidate Lucy Molina.
In that post, Ms. Molina identified fat white girls and “white MEN in COMMERCE CITY” as persistent antagonists in her ongoing struggle for a "healthy, fair, and sustainable" city.
Neither councilmember responded.
The Sound of Complicity
Silence, while occasionally golden, is rarely civic. Both Noble and Chacon have publicly supported Ms. Molina in recent months, even referring to her as a “friend.”
Asked whether they endorsed her assessment of the city’s fat-white-girl crisis, neither offered clarification.
This leaves the residents of Commerce City in a policy vacuum: Are these alleged fat white girls a zoning issue, a transportation concern, or a public-health initiative? The administration has yet to specify.
Meanwhile, in Reality
Council candidate Jose Guardiola, Ms. Molina’s opponent in Ward 1, continues to focus on conventional topics such as infrastructure, governance, and measurable outcomes — a stark contrast to the metaphysical energy currently animating City Hall.
His refusal to participate in the city’s emerging “Demographics as Destiny” discourse has been noted, and, frankly, appreciated.
A Press Release and a Prayer
In what appeared to be a pre-emptive strike against accountability, Ms. Molina issued a formal press release late Thursday describing herself as the victim of “a coordinated campaign of harassment, defamation, and intimidation.”
The statement alleged the existence of “recordings” and “clear, documented evidence,” but provided neither. She characterized the episode as “an assault on democracy,” a claim whose breadth has yet to be measured by seismologists.
The Snoot Report, following standard protocol, reached out to democracy for comment. Democracy has not replied.
Next Steps
As the election approaches, Commerce City voters are left to ponder whether their leaders will ever address this expanding body-politic question.
Until then, the only audible stance from City Hall remains the soft hum of civic embarrassment.
The Snoot Report will continue its coverage with professionalism, persistence, and a BMI of indeterminate political significance.
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